Not Loven' - by Beth (but posted by Cherie as we work out some technical bugs)

Not loven’

So my dear friend Cherie posted about the things she loved.  I smiled as I read it, because I could relate to so much of it! I thought, “I should do that.” But as I started my list, I found that there were some things I wasn’t loven’.  Some things I wanted to say, “This must end!”

So here is my Not Loven’ List…

Stepping in cold dog barf

Frizzy hair

Wadded up covers

Running out of half and half after the coffee is already made

Mean people

Stargate Universe – I want my SG1 back, please!

Tummy aches

Morning breath

Rudeness

Music by Billy Ocean

Sneezing and tooting at the same time

The occasional glare from my kids when they are asked to do their chores

Tight clothes

Smelly public bathrooms

Flat diet doctor pepper

America’s Funniest Home Videos

Reality television

I could obviously go on…but I am laughing too hard. Please note that I did not say anything political and I tried hard not to be mean or single out any group – other than those that may listen to Billy Ocean, watch Stargate Universe, AFHV, and reality TV, or wear tight clothes in smelly bathrooms…or my kids!